Loser - Words and Music by Keith Sutcliffe
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OPENNING
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RIFF


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Laos, Thailand, Vietnam and onto Bangkok
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Boat to ko samui man we're not gonna stop
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Some people that you meet well they have no luck all
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So here's a little story that just might say it all


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About a loser
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A failure in all
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You suck you loser
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just bang your head on the wall


Jamie met a girl she was from the UK
Fell in love although Australia's far away
Phoned her every day to say "hey" and check up
She said "I love you too do you want to shack up"


Don't be a loser
A failure and all
maybe a loser
So bang your head on the wall


Jill booked some tickets on a flight to V.A.
Said "let's meet in December baby then we can play"
Got a hut at Mr. Toe's on the Mekong they stayed
Freaky thing is then they married on the very next day


Well they were crazy
A failure and all
maybe a loser
So bang your head on the wall


RIFF


Months go by I bump into a dude in Hong Kong
Said when he was in Laos he stayed on the Mekong
He smoked at Mr. Toe's and he hung with the two
Then who should come along but Jamie he's looking blue


Feels like a loser
A failure and all
maybe a loser
So bang your head on the wall


Woke up one morning with the door left ajar
Jill was nowhere to be seen but she couldn't go far
Found her getting high with a dude down the way
one fight between the two and they went separate ways


Well she was crazy
A failure and all
maybe a loser
So bang your head on the wall


END


GUITAR RIFF

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